I hate when my mom asks about old friends.

“Why aren’t you hanging with _______ anymore?”

and I’m just like

“She became a whore.”

 i don’t even watch the office, but this is a true damn story hahaaha

(Source: sexonapretzel, via heyitsjunnel)

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